Sunday, February 11, 2007

F.P.: Nice Panties - F.J.: Jesus - F.V.: Alien

Week #07
Funny Picture

Nice Panties

Week #07
Funny Joke
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward. "Jesus is watching you!" the voice boomed again. The frightened burglar stopped dead.
Frantically, he looked all around; in a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage with a parrot inside. He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said ‘Jesus is watching me’?"
"Yes," replied the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, "What’s your name?"
"Clarence," said the bird.
"That’s a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"
Replied the parrot, "The same idiot who named the Doberman Jesus."

Week #07
Funny Video
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