F.P.: PillowMate - F.J.: Superstore - F.V.: How To Shower

Week #14
Funny Picture

Pillow Mate

Week #14
Funny Joke

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...

First floor: The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor: The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor: This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor: This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor:The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left."

Week #14
Funny Video

How To Shower
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APRIL FOOLS' DAY

April Fools' Day or All Fools' Day, though not a holiday in its own right, is a notable day celebrated in many countries on April 1. The day is marked by the commission of hoaxes and other practical jokes of varying sophistication on friends and neighbors, or sending them on fools' errands, the aim of which is to embarrass the gullible. In some countries, April Fools' jokes (also called "April Fools") are only made before noon on April 1st.[1] It is also widely celebrated on the Internet.
[From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia]

Announcement

Dear Friends
This is the Last Week that we post the Sunday Column named "Funny Picture - Funny Joke - Funny Video". As you probably have noticed we have renewed our page and now the "Funny Picture" and the "Funny Video" are posted DAILY on the right hand SIDEBAR of the page.

Happy Palm Sunday
by Scorpio

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All Original Cuban Studio Sessions - CD_05

Various

All Original Cuban Studio Sessions

Audio CD: FDO 2001-04-24
Label: Sonodisc

"Enjoy...CD_05!!!
Good Cuban Music
Bit Rate: at 320 kbps
and Happy Easter!"

Track Listings
501. Saludo Compay - Compay Segundo
502. Soy El Pueblo - Carlos Puebla
503. Sorpresa En Flauta - Cachao Y Su Ritmo Caliente
504. Y Si No Fuera Por Emiliana - Carlos Puebla
505. Mentiran Criollas - Conjunto Chappottin Valdes
506. Soy Hijo Del Siboney - Guillermo Portabales
507. Coco Mai Mai - Ignacio Pineiro
508. El Parana - Los Compadres Original
509. Elena La Cumbanchera - Sexteto Habanero
510. Ahora Me Da Pena - Compay Segundo
511. Me La Va A Pagar - Septeto Turquino
512. Popurit De Exitos No. 2 - Ritmo Oriental & Maravillas De Florida

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All Original Cuban Studio Sessions - CD_04

Various

All Original Cuban Studio Sessions

Audio CD: FDO 2001-04-24
Label: Sonodisc

"Enjoy...CD_04!!!
Good Cuban Music
Bit Rate: at 320 kbps
and Happy Easter!"

Track Listings
401. Mi Son Cubano - Guillermo Portabales
402. Quiquirinao - Conjunto Chappottin Valdes
403. Sarandonga - Los Compadres Original
404. Canto A Camilo - Carlos Puebla
405. Quimbombo Que Resbala - Miguelito Cuni & Chappottin
406. Me Linda Guagira - Los Compadres Original
407. Malanga Amarilla - Cachao Y Su Ritmo Calente
408. Palomo - Septeto Nacional De Ignacio Pineiro
409. Desde Longina - Jesus ''Chucho'' Valdes
410. La Torva - Compay Segundo
411. Yo Qiero - Son 14
412. Dejame Gozar - Septeto Turquinoo

Code: Download CD_01 Part 01 - Download CD_02 Part 02
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All Original Cuban Studio Sessions - CD_03

Various

All Original Cuban Studio Sessions

Audio CD: FDO 2001-04-24
Label: Sonodisc

"Enjoy...CD_03!!!
Good Cuban Music
Bit Rate: at 320 kbps
and Happy Easter!"

Track Listings
301. Anita - Compay Segundo
302. Venga Fiesta - Son 14
303. Saludo A Chango - Los Compadres Original
304. Romance Fatal - Miguelito Cuni & Chappottin
305. Noche De Conga (Tu Maningo) - Septeto Nacional De Ignacio Pineiro
306. Sobre Tu Imagen - Ritmo Oriental & Maravillas De Florida
307. Nostalgia Guajira - Guillermo Portabales
308. Tu Mi Afinidad - Ignacio Pineiro
309. Mi Gratto Son - Conjunto Chappottin Valdes
310. Guantanamera - Guillermo Portabales
311. Pamparana - Cachao Y Su Ritmo Caliente
312. Son Pera Una Chinita - Septeto Turquino

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All Original Cuban Studio Sessions - CD_02

Various

All Original Cuban Studio Sessions

Audio CD: FDO 2001-04-24
Label: Sonodisc

"Enjoy...CD_02!!!
Good Cuban Music
Bit Rate: at 320 kbps
and Happy Easter!"

Track Listings
201. Hasta Siempre - Carlos Puebla
202. Oye Mi Tres Montuno - Cachao Y Su Ritmo Caliente
203. Imperdonable - Ignacio Pineiro
204. Tacuma - Son 14
205. Cienfuegos - Conjunto Chappottin Valdes
206. Amor Te Dare Si Tu Quieres - Son 14
207. Macusa - Los Compadres Original
208. El Florero - Sexteto Habanero
209. Se Me Fue La Montuna - Guillermo Portabales
210. Pena - Compay Segundo
211. Invitacion - Jesus ''Chucho'' Valdes
212. Vivir Vivir - Miguelito Cuni & Chappottin

Code: Download CD_01 Part 01 - Download CD_02 Part 02
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All Original Cuban Studio Sessions - CD_01

Various

All Original Cuban Studio Sessions

Audio CD: FDO 2001-04-24
Label: Sonodisc

"Enjoy...CD_01!!!
Good Cuban Music
Bit Rate: at 320 kbps
and Happy Easter!"

Track Listings
101. Chan Chan - Compay Segundo
102. Yo Sigo Siendo Cubano - Carlos Puebla
103. El Beso Y La Cana - Miguelito Cuni & Chappottin
104. Mueve - Ritmo Oriental & Maravillas De Florida
105. Me Duele El Corazon - Ignacio Pineiro
106. Lamento Cubano - Guillermo Portabales
107. Amparo - Sexteto Habanero
108. Compay Gallo - Septeto Nacional De Ignacio Pineiro
109. Que Me Haces - Septeto Turquino
110. Guajeo De Sexo - Cachao Y Su Ritmo Caliente
111. Vicenta - Los Compadres Original
112. Echale Salsita - Guillermo Portables

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CUBAN WEEK

Announcement

Dear Friends
Enjoy This Week
A Box Set of 5 CD's at 320 kbps

All Original Cuban Studio Sessions
by Scorpio

F.P.: Starbucks - F.J.: Paris Hilton - F.V.: Canadians

Week #13
Funny Picture

Starbucks

Week #13

Funny Joke

A lonely woman, named Paris Hilton, widowed for a decade, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

Husband Wanted!

Must be close to my age group (70's),

Must NOT beat me,

Must NOT run around on me,

and MUST still be GOOD in bed!

all applicants Please Apply in PERSON,

1445 Love Lane, Oldtown, CE, USA.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair.

The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you.... you have no legs!"

The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"

Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"

With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

Week #13
Funny Video

Canadians
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The Rough Guide To The Music Of The Himalayas

Various

Himalayas

Audio CD: FDO 2002-06-24
Label: World Network
"The dramatic scenery and spiritual promise of The Himalayas, a meeting point for Northern India, Ladakh, Tibet, China, Nepal and Bhutan, this mountainous region is home to a wide diversity of peoples and faiths, each with their own musical traditions and styles. From monastic songs and folk ballads to contemporary collaborations, this CD explores the array of wonderful sounds which have drawn their inspiration from life on "the roof of the world"!" At 256 kbps

Track Listings
01. Ngani Troma Part 1 (Tibet) - Choying Drolma & Steve Tibbett
02. Pahadi (India) - Shivkumar Sharma & Hariprasad Chaurasia
03. Gurans Ko Phool Siuri (Nepal) - Krishna Das & The Modern Light Music Brass Band
04. Gaden Lhagya (Tibet) - Nuns From Jangchub Choeling Nunnery
05. Kyamdro Semkye (Tibet) - Choying Drolma & Steve Tibbett
06. Lekdri Ma (Tibet) - Monks From Drete Dhargon At Drepung Loseling Monastery
07. Fire Channels, Me (Tibet) - Hooked Light Rays
08. Dar Tson Nanga (Tibet) - Petso
09. Music For Archery (Ladakh) - Ladakhi Musicians
10. Ling Sho La (Bhutan) - Jigme Drukpa
11. Mew Dyahlhaygu (Nepal) - Nepali Musicians
12. Dong Lim (Tibet) - Do-Pe
13. Himalayas (China) - Guo Yue & Joji Hirota

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The Rough Guide To Hungarian Music

Various

Hungarian Music

Audio CD: FDO 2002-11-25
Label: World Network
"Hungary has some of the best roots music in Europe with a musical impact far in excess of its size. From the glorious vocals of Marta Sebestyen to the wild fiddlers of Transylvania, and from the music of the Gypsy orchestras that captivated Brahms and Liszt to the Romany rap of today, this CD to Hungarian Music is an excellent introduction to the vibrant and diverse music of the region!" At 320 kbps

Track Listings
01. Pava (Hey, Peacock) - Laszlo Hortobagyi & Iren Lovasz
02. Hajnali Nota (Morning Song) - Muzsikas
03. Akasztos - The Transsylvanians
04. Hungarian Verbunk - Sebo Ensemble
05. Jumping Dances - Bogyiszlo Orchestra
06. Deta Devla (God Bless) - Emil
07. Friss Csardas (Fast Csardas) - Traditional Band From Tura & Tibor Szinasi
08. Hungarian Songs - Ferenc Santa Jr. & His Gypsy Band
09. Konyorges (Song For Mercy) - Kalyi Jag Group
10. Bivaly Hatan (Sitting On The Buffalo) - Kampec Dolores
11. Pasztornotak Hosszufurulyan (Shepherd's Flute Song) - Zoltan Juhasz
12. Kerkes (Round Dance) - Mihaly Halmagyi
13. Danses De Lorincreve (Dances From Lorincreve) - Zsigmond Szekely
14. Tanc A Hoban (Dance In The Snow) - Ghymes
15. Petrusevo Kolo - Vujicsics Ensemble
16. Szatele Zsav - Romano Drom
17. Numa Romanes - Fekete Vonat
18. Rabakozi Karej & Dus & Csardas Es Friss (Dances From Rabakoz) - Okros Ensemble
19. Rakoczi Indulo (The Rakoczi March) - Turkos Zenekar

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The Rough Guide To Afro Peru

Various

Afro-Peru

Audio CD: FDO 2002-05-07
Label: World Network
"A CD that traces the music of Peru's African heritage along its Pacific coast. This unique collection presents the vibrant legacy of rich folk traditions, rhythms and dances brought by West African slaves to Peru. Afro-Peru's musical soul is still alive and well in Lima and this CD brings together some of its greatest exponents!" At 256 kbps

Track Listings
01. Golpe E' Tierra (Hablan Los Negros) - Susana Baca
02. Ruperta - Peru Negro
03. Herida Obscura - Chabuca Granda & Oscar Aviles
04. Yo Te Canto - Eva Ayllon
05. Saca Camote Con El Pie - Lucila Campos
06. Negro Carbon - Manuel Donayre
07. El Picador - Cecilia Barraza
08. Negra Presuntuosa - Susana Baca
09. Cardo O Ceniza - Eva Ayllon
10. Arroz Con Concolon - Roberto Rivas
11. Negrito Chinchivi - Lucila Campos
12. Machete En Su Cuna - Peru Negro
13. Coplas De Amor Y Tondero - Olga Milla
14. El Alcatraz - Arturo "Zambo" Cavero & Oscar Aviles
15. El Sueno De Pochi - Cecilia Barraza
16. Morropon De San Miguel - Julie Freundt
17. Comadre Cololiche - Arturo "Zambo" Cavero
18. Inga - Nicomedes Santa Cruz

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Rough Guide To The Music Of Japan

Various

The Music Of Japan

Audio CD: FDO 2001-10-01
Label: World Network
"The first ever release to showcase the huge variety of Japanese traditional and roots music. In the hi-tech urban jungle, the blazing neon of the advertising hordes sends a shimmering light over the tranquillity of the nearby temple. So it is with this CD; the past and present sit side by side to provide an experience that is somehow uniquely Japanese!" At 320 kbps

Track Listings
01. Makura - Takeharu Kunimoto
02. Kakin Ondo - Kawachiya Kikusuimaru
03. Fukko Bushi - Soul Flower Mononoke Summit
04. Nikata Bushi - Michihiro Sato
05. Takio's Soran Bushi - Takio Ito & Takio Band
06. Amagoi Bushi - Yasuba Jun & An Chang Project
07. Mangetsu No Yube - Takashi Hirayasu
08. Hiyami Kachi Bushi - Ayame Band
09. Moji Banana No Tatakiuri - Tadayoshi Ikawa
10. Utuwaskarap - Oki
11. Nyorai Shizune - Shozan Tanabe
12. Ubue - Yukihiro Goto
13. Asadoya Yunta - Tetsuhiro Daiku
14. James Bond Theme - The Surf Champlers
15. Haisai Ojisan - Makoto Kubota & The Sunset Gang
16. Agari Jo - Yasuko Yoshida
17. Ho Na Mi (Excerpt) - Koto Vortex
18. Utage (Excerpt) - Eitetsu Hayashi
19. Shi Chome - Cicala Mvta

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